[ ] You get bad grades
[X] You have had a pet die. (yup. Accidentally killed my hamster when I was younger)
[/] You cry yourself to sleep at night. (Eh.. Not really, but there are some occasions, but it's not frequent at all)
[X] Your parents are divorced. (Always been)
[ ] One or both of your parents are dead.
[X] People think you should be happier. (Oh jesus, yup.)
[X] You don't have that many friends. (Only 2-3 close friend, one mutual friend, and one acquaintance. None talk to me that much so I'm usually alone)
[X] You have never been out of the country.
[ ] You have never been out of the state.
[ ] You are allergic to a food.
[ ] You are allergic to fur.
[X] You worry too much. (My constant worrying has backfired numerous amounts of times)
Total so far: 5.5
[/] You always feel sad. (I wouldn't say I ALWAYS feel sad, occasionally yes but I have my happy moments)
[/] You think you're bad at what you do. (ehhh)
 You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You are afraid of heights.
[ ] You don't have a pet.
[X] You have had a dream where somebody died. (Yup yup)
[X] You have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend. (I don't see the point in them, I find them to be pointless, and I just don't understand it. Seems awkward tbh)
[X] You have less than 3 friends in real life. (I think I only have one close friends. Otherwise, yes I am completely alone, just like I predicted!)
[ ] You don't get an allowance.
[ ] You don't get food everyday.
[X] You are shy around new people. (Yup. I'm shy and uncomfortable. And honestly don't think that I won't get along or have similarities with anyone at my school. So I keep to myself 24/7 like the introvert I have become)
[ ] You get bullied.
Total so far: 10.5
[ ] You don't have your own room
[ ] You don't have a cell phone.
[ ] You wish you didn't have a sibling.
[ ] You wish you had another sibling.
[ ] You are an only child.
[ ] Sad music makes you cry.
[X] Sad movies make you cry. (I'm a sensitive fuck one I'm hit in the feels)
[X] You have been to the hospital for yourself. (Yes but that's personal)
[X] Somebody in your family smokes. (Yup! A few of them. A couple vape)
[X] Somebody in your family is an alcoholic. (Yup.)
[X] You have been in a car accident. (Well I got hit by a car a year ago, and got laughed at but hey, I was laughing too.)
[X] Somebody in your family has been in a car accident. (Yup.)
Total so far: 16.5
[ ] You have many chores.
[X] You have/had a bad sickness. (Long time ago yeah)
[ ] You have been in a bad storm.
[X] People think you're crazy. (I don't blame them. I have done a lot of stupid shit)
[ ] You have never been to a concert.
[ ] You don't have cable.
[ ] You don't have a Facebook.
[ ] You fear your death.
[X] You don't believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa/Tooth Fairy. (That's a bit childish)
[ ] You have been rejected by your crush.
[X] You sit alone at large groups of people. (That's what goes on.)
[/] You look at the ground when you walk. (Sometimes I do.)
Total so far: 21
[X] You have written a sad song. (Long time ago I have wrote a couple but I threw them away)
[/] You have a small house. (ehhh not exactly small but not big either)
[ ] You never met your dad/mom.
[X] You don't have a good relationship with one or more of your family members. (A few of them, well.. Most lack communication so yup!)
[/] You can't sing. (Ehhhh I don't really know)
[/] Your parents are unemployed. (My mom has had a lot of job troubles)
[X] One or both of your grandparents are dead on your dads side. (My grandpa I believe. I don't have many grandpas)
[ ] One or both of your grandparents are dead on your moms side.
[X] You don't get parties on your birthday. (Being one who likes to keep in small groups, I don't like parties anyway)
[X] People have judged you by how you look. (Kinda and kinda not. I'm either a creep or that antisocial shy girl or I'm a shadow that nobody notices)
[X] You have never been to Disney Land/World. (I wanna go one day)
[ ] You have never seen a play.
Total so far: 28
Now take that total and multiply it by 2
New total: 56
"My life is 56% Sad"
W E L P :U Next thingy!
001. Real Name: Waluigi (not addressing my real name)
002. Nickname(s): DJ or Ly (only close friends can call me Ly)
003. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
004. Male or Female: Female
005. Nursery: None?
006. Primary School: I attended a lot of elementary schools (transferred a lot)
007. Secondary School: None of your business
008. Hair Colour: Faded black (need to redye it)
009. Long or Short: I prefer something in between. With my type of hair long hair would be a pain in the ass to brush, but short hair makes me look retarded. So yeah.
010. Loud or Quiet: I'm pretty quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans: Sweats (actually prefers leggings)
012. Phone or Camera: Phone
013. Health Freak: No.
014. Drink or Smoke: I can't stand cigarettes. I will probably end up drinking a bit in the future though, I don't know.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: No?
016. Political orientation: I don't know.
017. Piercings: Use to. Now I want them back
018. Tattoos: No but I'm gonna get some when I am older.
HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]
019. Airplane: No
020. Car Accident: I got hit by a car yes
021. Fist Fight: More like a bitch slap fight when I was in 2nd grade.
022. First piercing: On my ears
023. First Best Friend: I don't wanna name who my first best friend was. It's pointless.
024. First Instrument played: Piano
025. First award: I won an American Teddy back in kindergarten.
026. First Crush: Nobody
027. First Language: English
028. First Big Vacation: Wisconsin Dells?
029. Last Person you talked to: Step-dad
030 Last Person You Texted: AKAFoxtail but the conversation took a depressing turn for me to say the least
031. Last Person You Watched: Kidbehindacamera
032. Last Food You Ate: Spicy asian noodle soup
032. Last Movie You Watched: I don't remember.. I think "The Visit"???
034. Last Song You listened to: I don't even know.
035. Last Thing You Bought: I don't know.
036. Last Person You Hugged: Nobody. Literally nobody.
037. Food: I don't know.
038. Drinks: Water
039. Clothing: Deadpool sweaters and leggings with boots.
040. Book: I don't really read much but I really enjoyed "Of Mice and Men" and "Night"
041. Color: Black, blue, and green.
042. Flower: Don't have a favorite
043: Music: I listen to a shit ton of things but I lean more towards rock related shit. Doesn't matter what type it is.
044. Movie: "Big Hero 6" and "Inside Out"
046. Subjects: If we're talking about school subjects it's "lunchtime". Though I don't go to lunch, I go to the library, listen to music, and draw. I'm a regular there that is always welcomed. I despise school all together as I am alone and depressed whenever I'm in it or near it
IN THE PAST YEAR I...
047. [ ] Kissed in the rain
048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween.
049. [X]had Your Heart Broken (Ah what else is new?)
050. [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
051. [X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (Pff yup)
052. [???] Weapons: This past year I didn't "weapons". The fuck does that mean?
053. [ ] Breath fire
054. [ ] Had an Abortion.
055. [X] Done something you've Regretted (Again. What else is new?)
056. [ ] Broke a Promise
057. [X] Kept a Secret (Blah bleh)
058. [X] Pretended To Be Happy (I'm always pretending to be happy now)
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life.
060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [ ] Left The Country.
062. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it. (Yes but I don't remember)
063. [/] Cried Over The Silliest Thing. (I think so)
064. [X] Ran a Mile (Gym baby)
065. [ ] Went To the Beach
066. [X] Stayed Single (I don't think I'm mentally cut out or ready for a relationship. Ever)
067. Eating: Nothing
068. Drinking: Nothing
069. Getting Ready To: Lay down, watch more YouTube things, and draw. Liiiiike usual
070. Listening To: My cat grooming herself
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Nothing but enjoying my day off
072. Waiting For: Me to gain some confidence in myself and actually go up and speak to people and make friends
073. Want Kids: No.
074. Want To Get Married: N o.
075. Careers in mind: Artist and/or psychologist
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL
076. Lips or Eyes: I like me some eyes
077. Shorter or Taller: Doesn't matter.
078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous, I don't like mush.
079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Define nice stomach and nice arms. Doesn't matter to me.
080. Sensitive or Loud: In between
081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Er.. Neither????
082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: I don't know
HAVE YOU EVER
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Yes
084. Ran Away From Home: No
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: No
086. Killed Somebody: If I did I wouldn't be here right now. And what idiot would answer "yes" to this anyway?
087. Broken Someone's Heart: Yes. It's one of my regrets. Unless the person has done me wrong, then it's a pleasure.
088. Been Arrested: No??
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
090. Yourself: I really and honestly don't know
091. Miracles: No
092. Love at First Sight: Hell no
093. Heaven: No
094. Santa Claus: No.
096. Magic: No. But that'd be neat
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: I honestly don't know. My close friends? Cause I'm a lonely fuck?
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Right now no
099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: I'm glad I have my close friends yes.
100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag five People: *cricket*
1) In ANY order, list your top 10 favorite OC's~ (You may use other's OC's too~)
1. Honey Faith the Shark
2. Candy Olson the Ram
3. Desmon White the Deer
4. Courtney Milton the Fox
5. Marshall McCoy the Coyote
6. Allison Jane the Dog
7. Ophelia Blair the Demon Cow
8. Eli Scarlett the Panda
9. Trance Hall the Hedgie-Cat
10. Riley Starr the Rabbit
2) Now! What would happen if (7) finds out he/she got (2) pregnant? For bonus points, what about (2)'s reaction?
Ophelia: What? Pregnant?... You do realize that I, a female, cannot get some goat, who is also a female, pregnant right?
Candy, in a teaseful manner: Oh daddy~ Guess who you planted your seed into last night~?
Ophelia, looking at her with disgust and slight irritation: ........ Don't joke with me you gross circus clown. I doubt you can even carry a fetus
with that... That mouth that you have on your stomach. The hell is that anyway?!
Candy, pretending to be offended: Wow daddy, you sure are cranky aren't you---
Ophelia, now annoyed and with a look of threatening irritation: Call me "daddy" one more time you pathetic flea and I will pumble your face in
like a piece of raw chicken
3) After a drunken one-night stand between (6) and (3), (3) finds out he/she's pregnant! How does he/she tell (6)?
Allison: ....Desmon: ....
Desmon, feeling awkward after reading the scenario: Erm.. I don't wanna sound rude. But we're male, and we're in relationships.
Allison, in a shy and quiet tone: I-I think this is suppose to be um... A-Anti-logic..?
4) (10) and (1) have gotten married and live together happily~<3 (10) soon gives birth to their child. What does she/he look like?
Riley, carrying their "baby": I don't know how the hell I had this baby but I did
Honey, staring at the baby, trying not to laugh: Jesus Christ man I'm sorry, but that baby looks like a naked mole rat and smells like ass.
Riley, giving off a sarcastic smile: Bitch your vag smells like fish shut your ass up. *He flips his hair. He looks down at the baby and soon realizes
that the baby really does look like shit* You right though Jesus. I wasn't cut out for this--- WAIT A MINUTE! I'M GAY, I DON'T LIKE PUSSY!
Honey, coming to a realization: Oh my god.. I MIGHT HAVE AN STD NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!
Riley, now greatly offended: WOW HUN, THAT WAS HARSH! You're just jealous cause I get hella dick
Honey, cracking a smile: And hella aids.
*thus these two friends fight because there is absolutely no logic in this dank journal thing*
5) What would (4) and (8)'s child look like? For bonus points, what would his/her first word be and the parent's reaction?Courtney, staring at the unlogical child her and Eli have created: Aw.. She's adorableEli, with confidence: Damn right she is! ... Don't see how we had a child but whateves.
The child struggles to speak at first, but eventually says: ... B-Bitch tits.
Courtney, her eyes wide and her usual smile faded, being too shocked to speak: ....
Eli, being quiet at first, but quickly bursts into laughter: OH MY DEAR LORD, OH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS, I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
Courtney, losing hope for humanity: QwQ Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaa//internally sobbing
6) With all the celebrations going on, (5) and (9) feel left out! Where did they go to get out of the 'baby-bliss' atmosphere?
*Marshall and Trance are literally out this bitch though cause Trance got his own child to take care of and I think Marshall doesn't care for kids*
7) Oooh! But what happened to suddenly lead (5) and (9) into bed for a steamy night? 8"D
*Marshall and Trance glance at each other for a moment, but soon look into the camera like they're in "The Office"*
8) A few months later, (9) announces his/her pregnancy and says (5) is the father, who blushes and tries to explain how it happened, but nobody cared! In ANY number of words, describe what happens after (9) gave birth...
Trance, mentally scarred for life at this point: W h y
Marshall, feeling as is he has cheated and is also mentally scarred for life: H o w
Clare (Trance's daughter) literally does not care and is overjoyed to have a random unlogical new sibling: Yaaaay daddy, the stork gave you a baby!
[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you. (Yup, then hit it back)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Me when I crack a smile while texting pals)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Just gotta have the long tongue)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Jesus christ yes I have, in public and outside my house. AND MY MOM LAUGHED FOR AN HOUR)
[X] You have choked on your own spit. (It went down the wrong tube)
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Clickity clack)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Long ago during my sleep pff eww)
[X] You have fallen asleep in class. (either cause I didn't get enough sleep or cause the lecture is so boring)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Let's just say I type/text better than I speak)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[X] You used your fingers to do simple math. (Who hasn't?)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I didn't go to school today and forgot I had a fucking math test)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout,and didn't realize it. (Happened a lot in middle school)
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Shut the fuck up e-e)
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[/] You break a lot of things. (Ehhh not really no. I only broke one thing out of built up rage recently)
[/] You tilt your head when you're confused. (Ehhhh)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (When my bitch ass is too lazy to get up the chair and tried to reach for something pff)
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Actually I stare at my pillow that is leaning against the wall... I sleep with a lot of pillows, it's a security thing)
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. (Um.. Yeah)
[X] You don't know what "um" means. (Um.. No)
[ ] You raise your hand when you have something to say. Even at home.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this quiz. (Ain't nobody got time for that)
multiply times 4 to find how insane you are
= 76. What did I win?